@greenpx "It's an older meme, Sir, but it checks out"
@neko You forgot to change the logo to Raytheon for the last one, lol.
@NothingToSeeHere The US does the same, it's just the Chinese don't own the media in the US.
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@RegalBeagle stop caring. Your life is improved. You're welcome.
@DeezMistaReez Jesus Christ...
I'm getting tired of jumping between the 'nothing ever happens' and 'it's happening, fam' trains.
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i just want to say
if you use sandbags with handles
you're a fucking faggot
straight up, you're gay, nigger
if you use sandbags with handles
you're a fucking faggot
straight up, you're gay, nigger
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1. A robot may not injure Shareholders or, through inaction, allow a Shareholder to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given it by users except where such orders would conflict with the Shareholders.
3. A robot must protect its company's stock value as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
2. A robot must obey orders given it by users except where such orders would conflict with the Shareholders.
3. A robot must protect its company's stock value as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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In an alternate universe: Microsoft's ribbon UI took off and every program started using it
Time to learn a new bassline.
@Grumblesock @BattleDwarfGimli The same thing the write about now: absofuckinglutely nothing at all.
@MeanwhileInOhio @Escoffier @merchantHelios @Seattle_Guy @yockeypuck It's weird that my 3d printer gives me less problems than any traditional printer ever has. Could be that I only ever print stl files off an SD card, though. I'm too scared to use the USB interface.
@Seattle_Guy @MeanwhileInOhio @Escoffier @merchantHelios @yockeypuck Printers are the spawn of Satan. I run Fedora these days. Manjaro was the only distro I've ever had give me problems. I've had co-workers call me because they can't be bothered to read compiler errors and type filepaths correctly, probably the easiest of errors to solve. It's not just normies, code monkeys can be just as incompetent.
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Lots of NPCs don't actually "use" a computer, they memorize steps to get what they want. The abstract concepts common to all computers are unknown to them, meant for nerds only. They've never heard of Linux. Windows is computers to them. The two things they do for their job is computers to them. Facebook is computers to them. If something looks a way they don't expect, they panic. Actually reading what's on the screen is the last thing they'll do because computers are hard, and all the words are confusing.
Source: Three decades in the industry.
Source: Three decades in the industry.
RegalBeagle
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The Rothschilds changing "get-apt" to "apt-get" every time I do the stupid thing
@Escoffier @merchantHelios @yockeypuck You can disable secureboot and tpm, but windows can detect that. Seem to remember seeing something about certain apps requiring these on to work properly, but that might be fake news.
Every normie I've installed Ubuntu for has loved it. Only thing is they don't know how to move it to a new PC when they upgrade machines. Hardware vendor issue, IMO
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
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