@creamqueen Running over glow in the dark CIA niggers can cause that. Send it through an automatic wash and you should be good to go.
@Thanh_Le Beaten, mostly.
@shortstories I'm posting this from Fedora. I would never put that shit on a personal device.
@shortstories How I want to. It's a legacy .NET project and I don't have permissions to install a different IDE on my dev box.
@Diogenese_Shiplap I'm partial to this new design. You can re-use the top if you want to put 1/2 the can in the fridge or use the top as an ashtray.
Maybe I should try eating paint chips, too. Sounds like that will make it easier to use Microsoft's Visual Studio.
@JoshuaSlocum @BigTLarrity @RichardJohnson I've got a Hotpoint circa 1956 that's still pumping out ice cold brewskies and suffocating children that play hide and seek in it. We don't build 'em like we used to.
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@Shadowman311 2023:
>the neighbouring nigger's pitbull just mauled and ate my cat
2024:
>the neighbouring pitbull's nigger just mauled and ate my cat
>the neighbouring nigger's pitbull just mauled and ate my cat
2024:
>the neighbouring pitbull's nigger just mauled and ate my cat
You would think that the IRS would pick up the phone since I'm trying to give them the money they force me to, but I guess they have better things to do. They're probably all fingering their poop chutes and eating paint chips.
@PNS At least this guy's now a genetic dead end. He will not be missed.
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The Taylor Swift endorsement of Kamala really sums up the state of things.
The multi-millionaire childless cat lady celeb who lives in a hyper insulated elite bubble endorses [insert puppet] because something something LGBT rights.
We live in a society of perpetual 16 year olds.
Taylor Swift doesn't have to worry about budgeting her paycheck to afford groceries, rent, car payment, utilities let alone things for children like diapers, formula, and doctor visits. She doesn't have to worry if the store or shop she works at is going to close up because the economy is tanking. She can perform another song about a bad ex-boyfriend that some Jew ghost wrote and make more millions.
But hey she's done "her research" and LGBT rights is the pinnacle concern of the era...
The multi-millionaire childless cat lady celeb who lives in a hyper insulated elite bubble endorses [insert puppet] because something something LGBT rights.
We live in a society of perpetual 16 year olds.
Taylor Swift doesn't have to worry about budgeting her paycheck to afford groceries, rent, car payment, utilities let alone things for children like diapers, formula, and doctor visits. She doesn't have to worry if the store or shop she works at is going to close up because the economy is tanking. She can perform another song about a bad ex-boyfriend that some Jew ghost wrote and make more millions.
But hey she's done "her research" and LGBT rights is the pinnacle concern of the era...
@nugger Your posts give us comfort in these trying times. Godspeed, Sir!
@dictatordave @PNS The only consequence women face are being concubines for invaders. Women are never held to account for their actions.
@SMetzeler @francesca111 Your mistake was arguing with a woman. Women's opinions on anything not related to domestic work and child rearing should be disregarded.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
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