@Turkleton The Swoletariat pays no heed to the apostates of the Iron Church.
@Bad_Banner I can't believe Diddy just killed himself for no reason out of the blue like that.
In all seriousness, I'm very curious if he'll get Epsteined or not. We'll find out how powerful Hollywood really is one way or another.
@Diogenese_Shiplap We should all aspire to have a conservatory someday.
@Humpleupagus @DW2 @Morghur
> 6' tall
> pajeet
Pick one.
@freepatriot As long as you create an us vs. them dynamic, you can get normies to do most anything.
TL;DR: Alleged unauthenticated RCE on "all GNU/Linux systems (plus others)"
Now would be a great time to:
- Get all your systems on orchestration
- Shut down all non-critical endpoints
- Prepare yourself to speedrun patches, potentially requiring a reboot, across your entire infrastructure
- Stock up on popcorn
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.