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@PNS I'm just a crazy techno-racist who lives in a van, so no one takes me seriously. What I find hilarious is I remember in school they'd beat the Tuskegee experiments into our heads during black history month and I guess I was the only one that remembered the feds experimenting on their own citizens. Maybe it was just an Alabama school thing?

@gear Flashbacks to a slumpbuster I did unmentionables to. She kept a bottle on her nightstand and would pound it as I pounded her. She was a spinner, surprisingly.

@Lady_Penelope Keep on keeping on.

@Lady_Penelope Women are giant children that don't know what they want. Treat them accordingly and they're happy.

@Twig Had me going in the first half. Good stuff.

@matrix Fuck people who make their APIs like this.

@shinichihaku Fuentes is a fed. He may be correct, but he's still a fed.

@Engineer I was saying when this first happened that the corpse didn't match the mugshot.

@Wormwood I wish I was as optimistic as you are.

My favorite windows feature is when it changes the cursor to the I beam letting you know there's selectable text, but then you can't actually select it because fuck you.