@thatguyoverthere @william_travis @PNS I think they're wearing white dresses because it reminds them of Crisco.
@william_travis @PNS Am I supposed to be mad because they're fat, mad because they're troons, or mad because they're fat troons?
I'm having the most fun I've had at work in months and it's because I get to name and shame the rogue DBA who dropped an entire table of production data, blew out the logs to cover their track, then submitted a false bug report wasting my time looking for a fix that didn't need to be made. Much more fun than the usual TPS reports.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.