RegalBeagle
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the right way to respond in an internet argument is with their license plate and the route they take to get to work every morning
@ButtWorldsMan No shit, saying I was a Muslim got me out having to get the clot shot for a contract. >0% chance it would actually work
@Justicar I make sure to include pretty pictures of the button so bossman knows I'm working hard
I have to write a 12 page technical write-up describing changing the text of a button for a website. Words cannot express my hatred of incompetent middle managers.
@AlphaKiloPapa Those fags won't kill themselves. 40% of the trannies will, though
RegalBeagle
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RegalBeagle
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WHEN IM PRESIDENT ILL SWAP THE FLUORIDE IN THE WATER FOR METH
IT WILL KILL THE MICROBES AND ENSURE THAT AMERICA, AT PRESENT TWEAKING, WOULD BECOMR LOCKED IN INSTEAD
IT WILL KILL THE MICROBES AND ENSURE THAT AMERICA, AT PRESENT TWEAKING, WOULD BECOMR LOCKED IN INSTEAD
RegalBeagle
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RegalBeagle
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@astronomerritt Are you me?
@osxreverser Join the Linux master race! We don't get cucked with shitty Cloudstrike updates!
@nice-joke If they smell good and aren't black, Joe Biden will take them off your hands
@AlphaKiloPapa @PNS As long as we increase the minimum safe distance so a chunk of blubber doesn't take out my Daewoo, sure
RegalBeagle
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@RR There's no hero coming to save us; prepare accordingly
@PNS Need a bulldozer to push these beached whales back into the ocean where they belong
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Joined Nov 2022
