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@Bad_Banner Good shit. We all lift together!

@Forestofenchantment Who's gonna change all the smoke alarm batteries?

@creamqueen Running over glow in the dark CIA niggers can cause that. Send it through an automatic wash and you should be good to go.

@Thanh_Le Beaten, mostly.

@shortstories I'm posting this from Fedora. I would never put that shit on a personal device.

@shortstories How I want to. It's a legacy .NET project and I don't have permissions to install a different IDE on my dev box.

@Diogenese_Shiplap I'm partial to this new design. You can re-use the top if you want to put 1/2 the can in the fridge or use the top as an ashtray.

Maybe I should try eating paint chips, too. Sounds like that will make it easier to use Microsoft's Visual Studio.

@JoshuaSlocum @BigTLarrity @RichardJohnson I've got a Hotpoint circa 1956 that's still pumping out ice cold brewskies and suffocating children that play hide and seek in it. We don't build 'em like we used to.

You would think that the IRS would pick up the phone since I'm trying to give them the money they force me to, but I guess they have better things to do. They're probably all fingering their poop chutes and eating paint chips.