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@Lady_Penelope Women are giant children that don't know what they want. Treat them accordingly and they're happy.

@Twig Had me going in the first half. Good stuff.

@matrix Fuck people who make their APIs like this.

@shinichihaku Fuentes is a fed. He may be correct, but he's still a fed.

@Engineer I was saying when this first happened that the corpse didn't match the mugshot.

@Wormwood I wish I was as optimistic as you are.

My favorite windows feature is when it changes the cursor to the I beam letting you know there's selectable text, but then you can't actually select it because fuck you.

@Forestofenchantment Still better than Windows.

@simbey @coel @ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle A single deathcap can kill an adult human.

@SuperLutheran I posit slaves desire punishment for their weakness, be that punishment God's or Pharaoh's.