RegalBeagle
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Behind every confluence, there is a fast and efficient, well organized and easy to use, "old wiki" the devops team still relies on that runs on an old tower workstation that predates the last four mergers and has no known asset tag.
The "old wiki" will teach you the builds, the kickstarts, the datacenter layout...it will show you the rack that leads to narnia....it will show you truths about yourself. The "old wiki" knows when and how you will die. It holds the greybeards forbidden ipmi scripts. The "old wiki" has no screen shots, no jira links. In the old wiki, the scrum master holds no power. The kanban but a distant billboard on the horizon.
The "old wiki" will teach you the builds, the kickstarts, the datacenter layout...it will show you the rack that leads to narnia....it will show you truths about yourself. The "old wiki" knows when and how you will die. It holds the greybeards forbidden ipmi scripts. The "old wiki" has no screen shots, no jira links. In the old wiki, the scrum master holds no power. The kanban but a distant billboard on the horizon.
RegalBeagle
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RegalBeagle
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Bold prediction for the next congressional session:
They‘ll be evenly split on whether the tranny from Delaware is a man or a woman, but they’ll be nearly unanimous on the question of sending billions to Israel.
They‘ll be evenly split on whether the tranny from Delaware is a man or a woman, but they’ll be nearly unanimous on the question of sending billions to Israel.
@ILoveAmericaNews Nature is healing.
Troon remembrance day is the day the remaining troons are reminded of their failure to kill themselves and to do better moving forward.
RegalBeagle
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@Arthur_500 Troons gonna troon.
@7666 Dang, I missed out on the lulz.
@Shlomo Believe in the me that believes in you.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Joined Nov 2022
