Maybe I should try eating paint chips, too. Sounds like that will make it easier to use Microsoft's Visual Studio.
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@Shadowman311 2023:
>the neighbouring nigger's pitbull just mauled and ate my cat
2024:
>the neighbouring pitbull's nigger just mauled and ate my cat
>the neighbouring nigger's pitbull just mauled and ate my cat
2024:
>the neighbouring pitbull's nigger just mauled and ate my cat
You would think that the IRS would pick up the phone since I'm trying to give them the money they force me to, but I guess they have better things to do. They're probably all fingering their poop chutes and eating paint chips.
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The Taylor Swift endorsement of Kamala really sums up the state of things.
The multi-millionaire childless cat lady celeb who lives in a hyper insulated elite bubble endorses [insert puppet] because something something LGBT rights.
We live in a society of perpetual 16 year olds.
Taylor Swift doesn't have to worry about budgeting her paycheck to afford groceries, rent, car payment, utilities let alone things for children like diapers, formula, and doctor visits. She doesn't have to worry if the store or shop she works at is going to close up because the economy is tanking. She can perform another song about a bad ex-boyfriend that some Jew ghost wrote and make more millions.
But hey she's done "her research" and LGBT rights is the pinnacle concern of the era...
The multi-millionaire childless cat lady celeb who lives in a hyper insulated elite bubble endorses [insert puppet] because something something LGBT rights.
We live in a society of perpetual 16 year olds.
Taylor Swift doesn't have to worry about budgeting her paycheck to afford groceries, rent, car payment, utilities let alone things for children like diapers, formula, and doctor visits. She doesn't have to worry if the store or shop she works at is going to close up because the economy is tanking. She can perform another song about a bad ex-boyfriend that some Jew ghost wrote and make more millions.
But hey she's done "her research" and LGBT rights is the pinnacle concern of the era...
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The government dropped off 20k Haitians in a small town of 60k people. It’s hard to even grasp how many Haitians that is so let’s break it down. If you had a Halo 1 assault rifle with unlimited ammo, you could fire about 500 rounds per minute. Assuming each haitian takes an average of 3 rounds to go down, it would take 2 straight hours of holding down the right trigger on your Xbox controller.
In celebration of Cirno day, I froze all my lines of credit. Should've done it ages ago, but better late than never.
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
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