Was watching Undead Cronic talking to some 304 about how virgins make better spouses, and here in my head, spinning a tale...

Let's go back to the Garden of Eden, both Adam and Eve are virgins, now the snake a.k.a Lucifer comes, and fucks the shit out of Eve, Eve still hot from the experience and the snakes seed dripping out of her, possibly inseminated, fucks Adam.

It will never be the same as with the Snake, now Eve will always compare Adam with the Snake, and how can Adam compete?