The Terminator: In three years, Doritos will become the largest supplier of military chew sound canceling systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Doritos A.I. based computers, becoming fully chewing silent. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect silent chew record. The Doritos Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 2027 Human decisions are removed from strategic snack choices. Doritos A.I. begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.