Riddle me this...
We both come from wheat,
and we are made for someone to eat.
I am crunchy, but you are fluffy.
Where you have two, I have three.
What am I?
@Mongoliaboo Out of my way, then, mighty sphinx. My answer suffices and your butthole stinks.
@RoninGrey Your answer certainly fits, but alas this is not it. It's up to you whether it's funny, but the solution is very punny.