Just remembered when I was a real estate agent and was touring a certain house with a couple who had a teenage son (not with us at the time). The wife said they could let the teen have the whole upstairs gameroom area for his bedroom, and the husband said, "Well, but he wouldn't have a door."

"Why does he NEED a door?" she asks.

The husband and I immediately look at each other awkwardly, knowingly. She sees this and says, "Awww, ewwwww . . ."