I just found out that for a while now they've been teaching kids the names of the planets by changing the "eager" part to "educated." That is, I learned "My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas."

But now even that had to be made cringy and feminist.

So now they say "My Very EDUCATED Mother Just Served Us Noodles / Nachos."

Gawd, it's so cringy. It doesn't even flow with the idea, with the image of serving food.