Saw my most recent, big-titted ex at a kids birthday party. She found out I'm still attractive, smart, confident, well-respected, kind, and have tons of money in savings and, wouldn't you know it, suddenly I'm unblocked on Facebook.
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@charliebrownau Thanks, Charlie. No chance of getting back together with a Top 3 Worst Girlfriends award winner. I appreciate the encouragement! Good looking-out, brother.
I just call them by their defining features. The other two are the Old One (or my son's mom), and the Liberal. Big Tits is in the #3 spot.
