Cat wouldn't stfu so I fed her an hour & a half early. I popped the shit out of her twice first. Now she's quiet. Not even the post-meal meowing she usually does. But now I'm awake an hour & a half early.
I finally bought a 60-fucking-dollar e-collar designed to let me give her a vibration when she won't behave.
Faggots on reddit with stinky houses insist that cats can be trained with positive reinforcement. They can suck my ass, my dick, & my second dick if I had it. I know my cat.
If it weren't for my son, I'd have abandoned the bitch in a park long ago.
And no, I never give in to her. In fact, she knew that one of my tactics is to pretend like I'm giving her food so I can grab her and spank her for yelling. She knows what she's doing is wrong and will not give her the results she wants.
Today was probably the first time I ever just gave in. Which is why it's the last straw and I decided to get this collar. I swear to God, I don't care if it causes fear and pain. Better this dumb animal knowingly doing shit she knows will hurt her than me.
