My Email: "[Program] has the incorrect start date for So-and-so. He worked his first day on the 13th. Please adjust so that we can complete timesheets."

Competent Female (Upper Management) email: "Belle, please look into this."

Belle (female supervisor): "I have his start date as 3/16. Did he start early?"

YOUFUCKINGBITCHRETARD. I anticipated this question and specifically addressed it. Yes, you dumb cunt.

God DAMN this bitch to hell for all her sins. I'm so fucking tired of these bitches.