I'm Britain's most tattooed mother, I can't give my children Christmas dinner as supermarket staff...Melissa Sloan, 47, from Kidderminster, is covered from head to toe in more than 800 tattoos - from abstract piece on her face, to portraits of the the Kray twins…
Daily Mail 
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So she actually can get them Christmas presents but she does not want to be stared at because she made herself look like that on purpose