I never knew the Mandate of Heaven was something you could feel so viscerally, my heart is racing and it feels like static electricity blanketing the whole world. People are moving faster and talking louder, they’re finally ready to kill and die. Slouching towards Gomorrah no more, now we’re marching to Armageddon. America has a king again.

@jimmybuffettfanaccount Trump is a little too cringe for my liking but I'd gladly kneel to Barron the Exterminator.