Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine. 👀
It's one of those "soul food" restaurants. Fortunately, some nice people at the fediverse explained to me what soul food is, with the grace and subtlety I've come to expect from such academics.
I believe the wording went something like... :pepe_read: "greasy food made by niggers".
Would you look at that roster of characters.
I think Gordon has his work cut out for him. :0550::nttpotfood:
It's one of those "soul food" restaurants. Fortunately, some nice people at the fediverse explained to me what soul food is, with the grace and subtlety I've come to expect from such academics.
I believe the wording went something like... :pepe_read: "greasy food made by niggers".
Would you look at that roster of characters.
I think Gordon has his work cut out for him. :0550::nttpotfood:
Ms. Jean does the unthinkable: she finds Gordon at his hotel and pre-empts a meeting to explain what the issue is.
The source of her problems is revealed:
It's the staff. 🤯
So Ramsay confronts the staff. :gordonramsay_judgesyoursoul:
Here is when the plot twist happens:
The staff say the problem is Ms. Jean. 🤯
So Ms. Jean comes out to confront them and blame them for the restaurant's problems.
Gordon looks on, confused at the Ebonics on display. :gordonramsay_seesthroughyourlies:
The source of her problems is revealed:
It's the staff. 🤯
So Ramsay confronts the staff. :gordonramsay_judgesyoursoul:
Here is when the plot twist happens:
The staff say the problem is Ms. Jean. 🤯
So Ms. Jean comes out to confront them and blame them for the restaurant's problems.
Gordon looks on, confused at the Ebonics on display. :gordonramsay_seesthroughyourlies:
Time to try breakfast. This usually does not go well for the restaurant.
Introducing Marissa, the dim-witted waitress. OK, nothing on the show says she's dim-witted, but look at her face. :gordonramsay_implodeswithrage:
Ramsay asks about various food items which are mentioned to be quintessential soul food cuisine which is listed on the menu, but none of them are available. :gordonramsay_aboutostartshooting:
Introducing Marissa, the dim-witted waitress. OK, nothing on the show says she's dim-witted, but look at her face. :gordonramsay_implodeswithrage:
Ramsay asks about various food items which are mentioned to be quintessential soul food cuisine which is listed on the menu, but none of them are available. :gordonramsay_aboutostartshooting:
Gordon is very understanding that the soul food restaurant is lacking 80% of the soul food items despite them being listed on the menu.
Then he looks on to the other tables. Gordon will eat today, even if he must steal the food from other people's plates. :gordonramsay_believesinyou:
Then he looks on to the other tables. Gordon will eat today, even if he must steal the food from other people's plates. :gordonramsay_believesinyou:
Feeling mighty European, Gordon sees some Africans dining and decides that's his table now. :gordonramsay_judgesyoursoul: The tribals are dazzled by this golden-haired explorer's boldness and just let him do whatever.
He approaches them and starts picking food off their plate. Even a hungry Gordon won't eat that burger bun. He tosses it on her plate and demands a proper one. It's way too early, yet the White man is tired of such negro antics. :gordonramsay_aboutostartshooting:
He approaches them and starts picking food off their plate. Even a hungry Gordon won't eat that burger bun. He tosses it on her plate and demands a proper one. It's way too early, yet the White man is tired of such negro antics. :gordonramsay_aboutostartshooting:
His food finally arrives.
The sweet tea is too sweet. Gordon sends it back.
At the back, Ms. Jean refuses to accept the criticism. "Sweet tea is Southern tea. It's supposed to be sweet!" Ramsay is out of his element. Since when do the English know anything about tea, anyway?
Tries the ribs. They are too salty. Gordon sends them back.
Ms. Jean is not having any of these cracker criticism: "This is soul food. Gordon Ramsay does not know how to cook soul food just like how I wouldn't know how to make... food that the British eat".
This noble savage only knows Africa (USA). She has no idea what food is like where the White man hails from. For all she knows, they eat suns, which gives them their yellow hair. :gordonramsay_prayforussinners:
The sweet tea is too sweet. Gordon sends it back.
At the back, Ms. Jean refuses to accept the criticism. "Sweet tea is Southern tea. It's supposed to be sweet!" Ramsay is out of his element. Since when do the English know anything about tea, anyway?
Tries the ribs. They are too salty. Gordon sends them back.
Ms. Jean is not having any of these cracker criticism: "This is soul food. Gordon Ramsay does not know how to cook soul food just like how I wouldn't know how to make... food that the British eat".
This noble savage only knows Africa (USA). She has no idea what food is like where the White man hails from. For all she knows, they eat suns, which gives them their yellow hair. :gordonramsay_prayforussinners:
Next dish. Mac & cheese prepared by chef Mike.
No, not the actual chef Mike that was introduced at the top of the thread. The more famous chef Mike. Heated at 1000°K, the meal is steaming hot. Gordon notices immediately the meal was prepared in a microwave and Marissa confirms it. But being an Aryan super soldier, he tastes it anyway even though it's piping hot. :gordonramsay_abandonsallhope:
It's overcooked. Ramsay sends it back, adding that the taste is bland. :gordonramsay_getoutnigger:
Ms. Jean says it's actually tasty.
So, who is right here? This time we have a definitive answer thanks to the power of testimony. Ms. Jean says, disarming Gordon's lies: "I'm not gonna say the mac & cheese is not good when it IS good".
Checkmate, atheist. :gordonramsay_contemplatingsuicide:
No, not the actual chef Mike that was introduced at the top of the thread. The more famous chef Mike. Heated at 1000°K, the meal is steaming hot. Gordon notices immediately the meal was prepared in a microwave and Marissa confirms it. But being an Aryan super soldier, he tastes it anyway even though it's piping hot. :gordonramsay_abandonsallhope:
It's overcooked. Ramsay sends it back, adding that the taste is bland. :gordonramsay_getoutnigger:
Ms. Jean says it's actually tasty.
So, who is right here? This time we have a definitive answer thanks to the power of testimony. Ms. Jean says, disarming Gordon's lies: "I'm not gonna say the mac & cheese is not good when it IS good".
Checkmate, atheist. :gordonramsay_contemplatingsuicide:
Another dish. Porkchop.
Once again, the Hyperborean tourist is hard to impress. He says the porkchop is dry like a mouthful of sand. Sends it back. :gordonramsay_believesinyou:
Ms. Jean simply says she stands by her food and rolls her eyes at the White man's inability to understand soul food.
Once again, the Hyperborean tourist is hard to impress. He says the porkchop is dry like a mouthful of sand. Sends it back. :gordonramsay_believesinyou:
Ms. Jean simply says she stands by her food and rolls her eyes at the White man's inability to understand soul food.
Ramsay goes to the kitchen to give them a piece of his mind. The staff don't seem too concerned.
Then he criticises Ms. Jean for being responsible for the terrible food. She rejects his criticism and storms off as the staff laugh at her.
And here comes another plot twist:
Ms. Jean is wearing a wig! 🤯
She then makes some nonsensical statement about having many hats and how Ramsay can wear hers (takes wig off) and adds that she has more. I have no clue what that was about. :gordonramsay_wtf:
Anglos more experienced with African wig etiquette please explain. :gordonramsay_prayforussinners:
Then he criticises Ms. Jean for being responsible for the terrible food. She rejects his criticism and storms off as the staff laugh at her.
And here comes another plot twist:
Ms. Jean is wearing a wig! 🤯
She then makes some nonsensical statement about having many hats and how Ramsay can wear hers (takes wig off) and adds that she has more. I have no clue what that was about. :gordonramsay_wtf:
Anglos more experienced with African wig etiquette please explain. :gordonramsay_prayforussinners:
@Rasterman That wig drop was one weird flex.
@ChristiJunior @Rasterman my reading is that she's just making a point about responsibilities = hats (chef's hat, conductor's hat, etc.), but since she doesn't actually wear a hat that she can use as a prop for this point, she used the next best thing.
That she was wearing a wig is not really a plot twist, that's pretty much standard issue.
That she was wearing a wig is not really a plot twist, that's pretty much standard issue.
@apropos @ChristiJunior Standard issue for whom? :gordonramsay_wtf:
@Rasterman @ChristiJunior black women, to the point that it'd be more noteworthy if she wasn't wearing one.
@Rasterman @ChristiJunior some guy on the internet says that 90% of black women wear wigs in the US. From personal experience in black schools, if there's no wig then there's some heavy gel fixing the hair in place instead, which is very shiny and obvious. If you don't see that, then it's either a weave or a mulatto that can manage long natural hair.
... I feel like it's strange to know this much about black women, but I'm an American, it kinda comes up.
... I feel like it's strange to know this much about black women, but I'm an American, it kinda comes up.
@apropos @ChristiJunior @Rasterman There's hair extentions for the rest of the brownoids. It's a real whitepill for our girls when they realize in the sexual arms race, literally EVERY other team is playing catch up to the whites
PS oil drillers should be flogged and sentenced to hard labor in nairobi
@WashedOutGundamPilot @ChristiJunior @apropos That guy can do better.
Also, having a meltdown over finding out all black women wear wigs. :mind_blown_boar:
Also, having a meltdown over finding out all black women wear wigs. :mind_blown_boar:
@Rasterman @WashedOutGundamPilot @apropos So 90% of sheboons wear wigs, and 80% of them are fat, black men really DO have it rough.
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Where the white women at?
@Scubbie @ChristiJunior @Rasterman @apropos @WashedOutGundamPilot The coal burner says moo!
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @ChristiJunior @apropos @Scubbie @WashedOutGundamPilot Since the US is know to declare war on abstract concepts, has there been a war on fatness? :pepe_newspaper:
@Rasterman @ChristiJunior @apropos @Scubbie @WashedOutGundamPilot I pulled this image off an article about poverty, they look like they are eating more then me. Then again 80% of my food isn't store bought, I grow my own food and hunt.
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @ChristiJunior @apropos @Scubbie @WashedOutGundamPilot Is that sustainable? I.e.: are there enough animals to hunt so you don't kill them all and are left with no animals in the area?
@Rasterman @ChristiJunior @apropos @Scubbie @WashedOutGundamPilot Lassen Forest covers 1.2 millon acress to the east, Ishi wilderness to the south is 41,339 acres. Plenty of deer, elk, ducks, geese, bears, squirrels, rabbits, hikers to hunt.
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @ChristiJunior @apropos @Scubbie @WashedOutGundamPilot
Oh, cool.
...hol' up, what was that last part
Oh, cool.
...hol' up, what was that last part
@Rasterman @ChristiJunior @apropos @Scubbie @WashedOutGundamPilot Well your out there miles from the truck, hours staking a nice buck, taking your time to circle around and get down wind so he don't smell you, now you are in range for a clean kill shot for the lungs and heart, about to pull your trigger, did I mention you need to kill, gut, cape the hide, bury the guts, pack out miles back to the truck when all of a sudden...here comes a group of Sierra club hiking assholes banging pots and pans so they don't become bear bait scaring off the deer that you have spent most of the day stalking.
You can,
A: Scream "hippy niggers" at them.
B: Sob quietly in the brush.
C: Scope them with your rifle and wonder what their head would look like mounted on your wall.
D: Back track where they came from and disable their car. (Nice hike to find help) if the tow truck can find them.
E: Back track where they came from and stuff your own fecal matter under their cars door handles.
F: Get out your phone and play banjo music.
G: Leave and call your law enforcement buddy and tell them there is hippies smoking dope on the trail. (They think being in California pot is legal, National forest is under federal laws and being that federal laws apply enjoy the show)
H: Can't FED POST but it involves a shovel.
You can,
A: Scream "hippy niggers" at them.
B: Sob quietly in the brush.
C: Scope them with your rifle and wonder what their head would look like mounted on your wall.
D: Back track where they came from and disable their car. (Nice hike to find help) if the tow truck can find them.
E: Back track where they came from and stuff your own fecal matter under their cars door handles.
F: Get out your phone and play banjo music.
G: Leave and call your law enforcement buddy and tell them there is hippies smoking dope on the trail. (They think being in California pot is legal, National forest is under federal laws and being that federal laws apply enjoy the show)
H: Can't FED POST but it involves a shovel.
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Rasterman @ChristiJunior @apropos @Scubbie Buddy I can't be bothered to dig any more dog graves with my bare hands, I can't imagine making a hole deep enough for multiple hippies with nothing more than a cheesy hiking tool. Hell, even with a full size shovel I just can't envision being filled with enough wrath to make the 9-ft deep, erosion proof, dogsniff proof hole worth the kill
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Rasterman @ChristiJunior @apropos @Scubbie @WashedOutGundamPilot Boy, I just love webcomics about old games! Here's a random panel for no particular reason. Isn't art great?
@Rasterman @ChristiJunior @apropos @Scubbie @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @WashedOutGundamPilot that would be fatphobic and not in the interests of diversity and inclusion.
