The EU is investing in brilliant solutions to revolutionise sustainable commuting.
One of them is Monocab 🚆
A gyro-stabilised monorail cabin offers autonomous, on-demand transport.
It's designed to complement public transit by enhancing mobility in less populated areas and making your journey both planet-friendly and convenient. 🚆
Have you heard of any other innovative transport solutions?
📸©Monocab Owl
@EUCommission C'mon, you're not fooling anybody with this Monocabs propaganda. Yes, I've heard all about your top secret innovative solution to attain sustainable autonomous on-demand transport. It's not exactly the mystery of the pyramids. We know you secretly produced the Time Masheen. It's impossible to produce a technological Great Leap Forward back to the rickshaw stone age at the ungodly speed you guys have achieved without one of these hyper-advanced paradigm shattering devices. You should also consider using the EU Commission to do something about those guys you've been ordering Greek take-out from, no matter how hard it's going to be to kick your gyros that have been getting stabilized with crack cocaine this entire time habit.
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@Scubbie @EUCommission Is your inquiry concerning the rickshaw Monocab or the Time Masheen? Please hold while I ask an AI Masheen about the Guinness World Record established for the greatest number of Indians successfully transported to an actually intended destination by a single rickshaw.
@bigmattoidchimpin @EUCommission Yes a rickshaw silly,only Jews have time travel magic
@Scubbie @EUCommission Hmm. I suppose the Guinness folks are Luddites who hate scientific advances that save our planet. Boycott those corporate booze London bastards right now, because looting and polluting is NOT the way.
Maybe this helps answer your question though:
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Maybe this helps answer your question though:
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@Scubbie @EUCommission Please don't forget to take our CSR rep survey and give me five saar review, Mr Space Ghost. Thank you for calling EU Commission suicide helpline and have a great day.
