>Be me, lil kiddo, at Grandparents for family get together
>Gramps-"Kids are everywhere, hey, put on some cartoons, it'll occupy the little monsters and get them out of the way"
>Grams throws in a VHS tape of Alvin and the Chipmunks
>Episode with Dolly Parton plays
>Kids calm down except me; I can't accept what I'm seeing
>I say "That's not Dolly Parton"
>Cousins say it is, I know better, go get 1 of Gram's old records
>"See, *point at boobs on album cover* it's not her!"
>Mom enters the room, "You're not supposed to notice that!"
>Men lol, my uncle makes a joke
>"Look at that, already a boob man at that age"
>Wimmens sigh, the men lol harder

I have no memory of this at all. It's the story my Pop told me today when I got home and he informed me Dolly Parton passed.

I looked it up for a pic, I wasn't wrong.
RIP Dolly, you deserved to be drawn more accurately.