"our next immigrant is named Iryna..."
"Depo...wait...what's her BMI?"
"16 your honor"
"Citizenship granted"
An opportunity to be a deportation admin judge!
$159,951 to $207,500
per year!
"our first candidate is named Oogabooga—"
"Deport."
"Our next case is a woman from Nig—"
"Deport"
"The next alien is named Saanvi Ra—"
"Deport."
"Gigachad, don't you want to know anything about any of these immigrants and review the facts of their case?
"I know enough"
Perseverance on the move again, proceeding toward Lac de Charmes, a major science target on the plains beyond the rim
ℹ️ https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/nasas-perseverance-rover-reaches-top-of-jezero-crater-rim/
#Mars Nov. 29, 2025 - Sol 1698
Credits: NASA/JPL-Caltech
#Perseverance #NorthernRimCampaign #LacDeCharmes #rover #Sol1698 #science #news #geology #astrodon
Percy now stands at the westernmost point ever reached during her journey.
🗺️ https://maps.planet.fu-berlin.de/jezero/
#Mars #Perseverance #NorthernRimCampaign #LacDeCharmes #rover #Sol1699 #science #news #geology #astrodon #map #cartography #west
“Blue Origin unveiled the Blue Moon Mk1 robotic lander due to fly in 2026, possibly on New Glenn’s next flight.”
“In addition, the company announced its future New Glenn 9×4 rocket while giving the current New Glenn the 7×2 designation. What’s more, Blue Origin also shared details about its Blue Ring tug and satellite bus, as well as revealing a new deployable aerobrake to enable future Mars missions.”