Once the US aircraft carriers are sunk, the age of global zimbabwe ends.

"our next immigrant is named Iryna..."

"Depo...wait...what's her BMI?"

"16 your honor"

"Citizenship granted"

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An opportunity to be a deportation admin judge!

$159,951 to $207,500
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"our first candidate is named Oogabooga—"
"Deport."

"Our next case is a woman from Nig—"
"Deport"

"The next alien is named Saanvi Ra—"
"Deport."

"Gigachad, don't you want to know anything about any of these immigrants and review the facts of their case?
"I know enough"

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