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Just compare and contrast the 2009 corndog rocket with a rocketship straight out of sci fi...😎

#SpaceX #Starship #ElonMusk
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RT: https://annihilation.social/objects/8ef0acee-f432-4e69-bb77-996ae38f05ca

According to the all knowing credentialed experts, and our really smart set journolist class, this corndog rocket was the "best rocket tech of the year." I'm not kidding.

https://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1934027_1934003_1933945,00.html

#Space #Astrodon

Rockets from DEI Shaniqua:

The infamous Corndog Rocket (Ares-1X). It cost half a billion dollars to launch this single bare minimum prototype.

"Ares I-X launched at this time back in October 28, 2009, not without issue."

"Lots of damage to 39B."

"Staging the dummy upper stage wasn't clean."

"Chute failure during booster recovery, denting the booster."

Highly credentialed experts said this was the "future of US spaceflight," and that Elon's SpaceX was "just a bunch of guys making toy rockets in a garage."

#Space #Corndog #DEI #NASA #Ares1 #Ares1X #SpaceX #ElonMusk

NASA DEI Corndog rocket 28OCT2009.mp4

The TL;DR version for this video of a man talking is:

- Men who are more attractive than he is, but less attractive than a Billionare Vampire Chad, will have difficulty attracting women in Western Countries in the future (that's today).

GM☕

Ship 33 payload section. Ship 33 is the first V2 Starship to attempt orbital flight and re-entry. IFT-7
(Photo from Jack Beyer)

#Space #Astrodon #SpaceX #Starship #ElonMusk #IFT7

Elon's SpaceX Starship:

The Starship upper stage, from Mk1 to Ship 33 (V2).

#Space #SpaceX #Starship #ElonMusk

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Ship 33 rollout. Ship 33 is the first V2 Starship to attempt an orbital flight test (IFT-7).

#Space #Astrodon #SpaceX #Starship #ElonMusk #IFT7

Elon's SpaceX Starship:

Ship 33 (V2 upperstage) being prepared for its static fire at Massey's. It will be the first V2 upper stage to fly (IFT-7)

#Space #SpaceX #Starship #ElonMusk #IFT7

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Elon's SpaceX Starship:

Booster 13 being lifted off OLM 1 after static fire testing.

#Space #SpaceX #Starship #ElonMusk

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You can literally see her cocaine high and down in this video. ⛷️

Booster 13 performs its static fire today.

#Space #Astrodon #SpaceX #Starship #ElonMusk #IFT6

Booster 13 static fire attempt today.

Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxLAYSRJTiw

#Space #Astrodon #SpaceX #Starship #ElonMusk

The Spaceplane Booster Scam:

Article: https://orbitaltoday.com/2020/02/05/is-the-space-industry-facilitating-legal-money-laundering/

"Is the Space Industry facilitating “legal” money laundering?" "And is horizontal launch the main conduit for siphoning of government funds?"

#Space #Spaceplane #Spaceplanes

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That tiny pin between the gridfins (it's almost as big as a human) is where the Starship booster lands on the Chopsticks' landing rails.
(photo of Booster 13 from Fabian Ramirez texas_lizard)

#Space #Astrodon #SpaceX #Starship #ElonMusk #IFT6

@guppy0228 Elon's SpaceX Falcon9:

This is the 21st launch and landing for Falcon 9 booster B1063.

#SpaceX #Falcon9 #ElonMusk #NROL

RT: https://misskey.virtualrocketwatching.net/notes/9zr5hleql5

Ship 31 in Highbay. It will be the upper stage for IFT-6. It is the last V1 Starship to fly. Ship 32 is the first V2 Starship.
(photo from RGV Aerial Photography)

#Space #Astrodon #SpaceX #Starship #ElonMusk #IFT6