@judgedread @TrevorGoodchild From the above we can quickly see why so many "Christians" (aka heterodox / heretics) are useless and annoying to you.
Vast swaths of "Christians" in America are some flavor of *Calvinist*, meaning they believe in predestination. They think you are a puppet without free will who probably was created for the purpose of being a bad example and subject to eternal punishment for crimes you couldn't decide not to commit. This is exactly as vile and disgusting as it sounds.
Many more "Christians" are some flavor of Talmudic / Jesuitical rules lawyer, they worship some flavor of "the rugpull God" where more than sincere repentance (ideally you try and clean up your own mess) is required to make the cut. "Oops, you unwittingly violated Rule 87b stroke 6, off to Hell with you!" or conversely some version of "we did the arcane magic ritual to put the sins into the chickens so we're okay!"
In contrast, Trevor and I are merely Bad People so there is some hope for us.