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If you went back in time 30 years and wrote a story that's beat-for-beat identical to the actual reality we live in today, it'd be classified as a dystopian novel. "No way would all our politicians be blackmailed pedophiles who poison our food supply while building robot surveillance centers that suck up all the water, while everyone knows this but don't actually do anything to stop it, even though they still have guns."
If continuing the existence of humanity is a bad thing I suggest these people blow their heads off first. We'll follow right after, we promise.
Normie: Why are never subtitles in any of the Hitler documentaries?

Boomer: How dare you question what happened? Under Hitler millions of billions of trillions of jillions of jews, the chosen people, were murdered, ya fuckin antisemite demonRAT Nahtsee!!!!

Normie: I just wanted to know what he said...is that too much to ask?

AI: I got you...

@TenaciousWolf

Or someone is impersonating your mother to steal your money

Call my Mom and wish her a Happy Mother’s Day. Doesn’t answer, but sends messages like this;

Yes my Mom has always been like this.

Don’t know why I had a dream I was friends with a black guy, but because i wasn’t black I would never be “friends” with him. I could tell by the way he answered the phone to his fellow black brethren.

Fully autonomous valet robot that parks, retrieves, and navigates tight spaces with ease.

@TenaciousWolf

At the restaurant I worked at in the dish room when I was in high school, if you made the Sundays, it was morning to afternoon. They were closed. We were clean-up crew. I got all my booze from there... a bit out of every bottle behind the bar.

I refuse to categorize that as stealing, because we got paid in cash (under the table), so the restaurant wasn't paying for us as employees. And on Sundays, they had us dump grease pit sludge directly into the sewer... HIGHLY illegal.

“Without the government support (welfare) I can't stay in US"

Ok then, see ya!

I don’t recall the inscription on the State of Liberty saying give me your poor, tired masses yearning to be free so they can freeload off of the American people.

I bought Twilight Princess HD for Wii U once I decided I was gonna play the Zeldas.

Then my Wii U broke. :0260:

Now I was gonna have to play it on Cemu (or buy another Wii U :pepedisappoint: ). If anyone happens to know what the Zeldas are and has knowledge of this project, I'd appreciate some feedback.
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Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.