@dander I've been there, done that, and bought the t-shirt.

Women's loyalty is inversely proportional to her options.

Do you want a young clean woman in her 20s who can give you children, too fucking bad because those are "the best years of her life" and she won't settle down with you.

You have to wait until she's done with her "hoe phase" (read: hit the wall in her 30s) and then buy her used half eaten steak for full price.

Maybe you get one retarded kid out of all of it. Fuck that shit.