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@YeetLibs when talking to a woman, never ask her what she wants to talk about, it's too open ended and puts the responsibility on her, and women hate responsibility. Asking your "favorite color" is bad because the answer is a single word, which isn't a good topic.

Say something interesting about yourself and invite her to join in. "I did X this weekend, and it was awesome. I hope you had a good weekend too. What does your ideal weekend look like?"

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TELL HER YOUR TONGUE NEEDS TO BE ON HER ARMPIT LIKE AN AIRPLANE MAKING AN EMERGENCY LANDING :pepe_repeat_excite:
@YeetLibs @Tfmonkey always default to asking these whores for their snapchat as soon as the conversation slows down, at least then they can send pictures of themselves to cover for their utter lack of conversational skills
@Tfmonkey @YeetLibs her "ideal weekend" is too open-ended though
she doesn't know, she wants the man to plan that for her and be surprised. if she has to spell it out then he's lame. her man needs to have 10+ possible date ideas at any given moment and he can just magically pull them out of a hat.

that's not to say YOU need to have 10+ date ideas, but you need to give the impression you do.
@YeetLibs @suquili @Tfmonkey NEVER TELL A GIRL YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HER OR YOU'RE INTERESTED IN HER
THAT SCARES THEM OFF
TELL HER SHE'S PRETTY INSTEAD
OR ASK HER OUT
BUT NEVER SAY YOU'RE INTO HER OR YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER
KEEP THEM GUESSING
ONLY ADMIT TO BEING INTERESTED IF AND WHEN SHE EXPLICITLY SHOWS INTEREST IN YOU FIRST
LIKE STICKING OUT YOUR HAND FOR AN ANIMAL AND LETTING THEM COME TO YOU ON THEIR OWN SO YOU CAN PET THEM AND THEY DON'T RUN AWAY
@WoodshopHandman @YeetLibs @suquili @Tfmonkey THAT IS SO TRUE MY WIFE ONLY STOPPED LOVING ME WHEN I MARRIED HER BECAUSE THEN SHE KNEW I LOVED HER INSTEAD OF GUESSING
@WoodshopHandman @YeetLibs @suquili @Tfmonkey I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN I READ ALL OF THOSE WORDS OUT LOUD AND KNOW WHAT ALL OF THEM MEAN
@WoodshopHandman @Tfmonkey @YeetLibs @suquili never compliment her features always compliment the accessories.

>omg that dress looks beautiful
>wow those earrings are so cute
@Hyperhidrosis @Tfmonkey @YeetLibs @suquili NAH THEY LOVE IT WHEN YOU COMPLIMENT THEIR HAIR
YOU HAVE TO VALIDATE THEIR CHOICES
@WoodshopHandman @Hyperhidrosis @Tfmonkey @YeetLibs Hair can be done a million different ways tho so it’s effectively an accessory
@suquili @Tfmonkey @YeetLibs Read great advice on the Heartiste Forum way back;

If you want to take your girl to dinner and want her to decide where, DO NOT ask her where she wants to eat.

There are many reasons why not to do this, the most important being that she doesn't know.

BUT, if you say something like, "We're going out to your favorite restaurant for dinner", or "We're going to that restaurant you wanted to try", you'll get a response like, "We're going to Luigi's! Yay!"
So glad I'm dating myself 🤗 I know I'll never let me down, plus I give the best hand jobs to myself. I can't lose!
I'm that too but hey 😏 I gotta take what I can get and I'm the best on the market
@Tfmonkey @YeetLibs >I did X this weekend, and it was awesome. I hope you had a good weekend too. What does your ideal weekend look like?
Holy shit it's like you asked a fucking AI to write your conversation starter nigga that sounds extremely autistic
@Tfmonkey @YeetLibs i'd tell her, that she's a whore, and i hope she dies.
@Tfmonkey @YeetLibs "So, verbatim what was your college thesis or if you had to write one what would it be?"
Proceed to just let your eyes glaze over as she talks for the next half hour. lmao
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