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*shoots both barrels at at same time*

*gun goes flying backwards*

*two fingers in a right angle but on wrong cartesian coordinates*

*bones get blinded by sunlight*

*shooter falls on its knees*

*Faint crying to not appear like a bitch on camera*

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*journos rush to check up on him before emergency staff emerges*

*a few mics pointed to the shooter's mouth*

"Are you ok ? Say something if you need help."

*gathers enough strength to speak*

"... Groovy."

* Everybody applauds, except the photographer that got knocked out by the gun*

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