*shoots both barrels at at same time*
*gun goes flying backwards*
*two fingers in a right angle but on wrong cartesian coordinates*
*bones get blinded by sunlight*
*shooter falls on its knees*
*Faint crying to not appear like a bitch on camera*
Follow
*journos rush to check up on him before emergency staff emerges*
*a few mics pointed to the shooter's mouth*
"Are you ok ? Say something if you need help."
*gathers enough strength to speak*
"... Groovy."
* Everybody applauds, except the photographer that got knocked out by the gun*
