What's the craziest thing a bitch has said to you sober?

Here's my top 3:

3. Some bitch told me a gay fanfic she wrote of me and my friend in gory detail while I was EATING.

I almost lost my lunch. 🤢

2. "I wanna eat cock!" - A bitch at my UNI says randomly.

I was speechless.

1. "Am I RAPEABLE?" -

A pint size girl said this to me calmly like she was asking the time of day.

I sad "WTF did you say?!" and she DOUBLED DOWN asking me again.

CRAZIEST shit I've heard to this day! 🤯