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Companies do team building backwards and wonder why it doesn't work.

If we work well together then I MIGHT be interested in a personal relationship with you.

I'm not interested in making friends with dumb, lazy, obese normies

No amount of "Team building" exercises or pizza parties will ever change that.

The correct way to do team building is to give a day off to the team if the project is completed early.

Then if we so desire we will meet up instead of this inorganic nonsense we have now.

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Like trying to put together magnets that repel each other.

Bro I do not want to see them at work why sould I be somewhere with them for free?🤬

@Stahesh
> Like trying to put together magnets that repel each other

> I do not want to see them at work why sould I be somewhere with them for free?

The correct way to do team hustling is to give a day off to the team if the project is completed early.

Then if we so desire we will meet up instead of this inorganic nonsense we have now.

Salute.

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@basedbagel I always thought that team building is there to alienate the middle management from the workers so that the managers are more likely to do what they are ordered to do. It's also a good opportunity to identify suitable management material, those who can get everyone else to carry their weight.

@miyagiyoda
Maybe what you said was the case at one point or in your industry

But in my field it's just way for HR to justify their fake jobs and tp humiliate employees

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