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World leaders with dogs

Ferrari in the 80s:
*snorts cocaine off a pizza*
*makes flat angle V12 for lower center of gravity*
*mounts gearbox underneath engine, which negates the flat V12 benefit*
*engine and tranny must be taken out for service*
Absolute legends.

@furgar oh it's video games' fault now

@Terry they are getting ready to throw him under the bus

@furgar
the personification of "not my fucking job"

@furgar I'm never taking another jab in my life

@Curvin this was literally me eating in Rome for the first time

@Fiddle NOPE

@spectre she has nice boobs tho

@Fiddle up his ass

@UncleIroh @spectre sure there is some fuckery, but doing man stuff is bad so there's always that

@UncleIroh @spectre plummeting sperm counts have to do with low T levels. Men are no longer doing manly stuff, T goes down, sperm goes down.

@UncleIroh @spectre yeah my dudes, also my dog's skin allergies have been rough.

@spectre you know what? You may be right. I've really been hit hard by seasonal allergies, more than usual. Also started to take my yearly doses of vitamin C and D3

@Terry
Russia: *tries to minimize casualties as much as possible*
Collective West: "Russia should have killed more people"