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Would you have doubts if the government is counting the votes and also the virus cases?
@spectre I wouldn't leave Portugal, but if I absolutely had to gtfo I probably would go to Lebanon. I can pass off as arab.
@spectre Brazil is shit. Do you actually want to be robbed at gun point every day?
@spectre I would gladly fight for Russia though
@spectre I'm to old to be mobilized, plus I'm flat footed
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@[email protected] He's a walking corpse. No life on those eyes.
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BRISKET WATCH ‘22: Final
Hugely successful smoke, thick bark, bold umami meaty taste
8/10
Hugely successful smoke, thick bark, bold umami meaty taste
8/10
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It's still worth reminding people just how many bodies commies stacked last century.
Note how Pinochet doesn't even make this chart.
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My friend was a manager and hired a lady.
He told her that her first job was to make him a sandwich.
She quit.
Said Subway is so sexist!
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Louder than Thunder
Joined Jul 2022
