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Women severely overestimate their fixed market value.

The Joker said "we'll how loyal a hungry dog really is". This is mostly true. However, german shepherds are very well known to only accept food from people they trust.
It's also what makes them so difficult to adopt into a new home. They may take weeks to trust new masters, which may lead to dehydration and starvation.
The point I'm trying to make is: if you want true love and loyalty, don't get a woman - get a german shepherd.

man aint no simp

Seriously how can these motherfuckers not even drive in a straight line

Please stop trying to lump roman catholics with other retard reform christians. "oh the religion was created by the romans" YEAH, it's in the description ROMAN Catholic Church. We follow a bunch of stuff that is nowhere to be found in the bible. YES. NO SHIT. The bible isn't the end all be all.

I'm roman catholic and I no longer try to convert anyone. The thing is, nothing you say will change my mid. Say what you will, one thing is certain - I'm not afraid of death. Here's the thing: if I'm right, when I die I meet my maker, if I'm wrong, then when I die nothing will happen.