It's banned because we don't want to hear people continually tell us about how Elon Musk could build a rocketship out of hemp.

Weed is banned because potheads are the most insufferable drug addict. At least fent addicts kill themselves, meth hears are thin, and alcoholics keep Americas blue collar work force running.

And meth addicts don't use meth shampoo or meth toothpaste, they don't wear meth clothes, and I don't have to hear about George Washington's meth lab. 😒

Potheads really do make weed their entire personality dont they?

I know this one is a strech because they would have to leave their couch. But what would a pothead, pilot, vegan, who does crossfit start a conversation with?

Oh and bicyclist

@Dudebro @Humpleupagus @breaker @freepatriot they would just come out of the gate with it all at once, and i'd walk away.

@Dudebro @Humpleupagus @breaker @freepatriot do meth heads even need toothpaste?

I mean they need toothpaste, but not teethpaste 😏

And yet they say it's not addictive.

You don't understand Hump man. Wait until I finish building this new hemp car. It runs on resin and you can use it as a bong

They've been claiming that Loco Weed can replace conventional pulp in the paper industry for so many years now. So why hasn't a pothead made a fortune supplying them with twigs? If their scientists can breed more potent plants, making weak ones for pulp should easy.

Oakum Pipe Sealant. If a house still has a traditional cast iron plumbing stack, it used hemp as packing to create a watertight seal. Gets topped off with some good ol' fashioned lead. I hope some pothead tries smoking it.

If you could make money from weed pulp, a coke head would have already done it. 😏

@Humpleupagus @breaker @freepatriot @Dudebro @MCMLXVIIOTG Funny, it's the only industry they're willing to work hard at.

>Funny, it's the only industry they're willing to work hard at.
Evening news did a bit on a pot shop that got robbed, it was the second time in like a month. They should be thrilled that people love their product. But the employee was complaining about just how traumatizing and stressful it was. These are the same people who swear smoking a bowl will fix whatever ails you.

My money is on making thc concentrations up to war crime levels it fucks the other abilities hemp has so they either have to smoke it or make it for commercial use and you know they would never sacrifice their high.

@Dudebro

It's still illegal on federal levels in America. If the feds search you, and they find weed, it doesn't matter what the legal level it is on the local level is, you'll spend federal time in America.

It's not something that the left thought about. That's also the reason why most of America hasn't legalized it and won't.

@Humpleupagus @freepatriot @MCMLXVIIOTG @white_male

We're the robbers future astronauts? 😏

I think it's banned because they're TRYING to hide how stupid shit skins really are until it's go time. And because then they can have retarded dog whistles, like 4/20, take from something meaningful.

@GoyGirl

You do KNOW that 4:20 means NOTHING, right. The kids who started it just said it was the meeting time, nothing else. LMAO

@Humpleupagus @freepatriot @Dudebro

Right, but it's Uncle A's bday, & for that someone should hang.

@GoyGirl

No buts. Facts don't add up to anything else.

@Humpleupagus @freepatriot @Dudebro

Dudebro alcholism also keeps the art work force running 😭

Alcohol enables society.

@Dudebro @Tactical @Humpleupagus @breaker @freepatriot Weed be like "I have an idea" liquor be like hold my beer, I'm going to do stuff!

Honestly alcohol probably does increase willingness to try inventions. I bake when plastered.

@Dudebro @Humpleupagus @breaker @freepatriot @Tactical I have never lied on poast.

@Dudebro @Humpleupagus @breaker @freepatriot @Tactical mama says gators are ornery cause they ain't got no medula oblongata 🐊