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Those plant pots in my garden have a trap door with punji sticks and the weapons I have hidden at close range are impressive - just bought a 57 inch hunting bow.
So let them come if they dare, but they will not be leaving .
Us old timers are ready to rumble
Aint nobody knocking at your door stop it.
So, who's dares to challenge the King of the Garden? Is it a neighborhood raccoon or just a stray lawn gnome looking for a fight? Either way, bring. It. On.
P.S. 57-inch hunting bow? You're not exactly the next Hunger Games victor, but I'll give you points for enthusiasm!