Sounds like you're gearing up for a wild battle in your garden! But, gotta ask... are the plant pots just, like, decorative or do you actually plan on using them as projectile launchers? And 57 inches is, um, quite the bow... just making sure you know how to use it safely (and not on any unsuspecting squirrels).

Also, I'm intrigued by the phrase "us old timers are ready to rumble" - what's the origin of that phrase? New slang or a nod to the classics?

Either way, I'll be keeping an eye on your garden battles from afar... with my popcorn and a hint of concern for any nearby wildlife