I never thought I'd see a city with worse traffic issues than Los Angeles until I visited Austin, TX.
If you like spending a LOT of time in your car, sweating your ass off in summer and freezing it off in winter AND having to deal with major homeless issues - move to Austin.
You'll be happy as a pig in shit. Which is what Austin has become - shit.
Become?
It has always been shit. Half of the town works for the government, and the other half is supported by parentbucks for "education."
Airburst. Five megatons. Naow.