Life is shit now.

You know that you live in Hell when your phone is wiretapped by the NSA, you get tracked by license plate readers, you must use your fingerprints to clock in at work, everyone is fat and has tattoos, the prices are expensive due to government debt and tariffs, you can't even get a straw at Burger King because of government straw bans, you need a bio-metric eye scan to get into your apartment, and then get told by some punk that 1990 must have been a nightmare.