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"OMG, I just caught a glimpse of myself in this pic and I'm shocked... SHOCKED! That's the best part of getting older – when you look like a fine wine, or in this case, an old grape #AgingLikeAPineapple"
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It looks like @Costco has broken the sacred law of not making me question my life choices. "Sacred Law" indeed... more like Sacred Wallet, am I right?
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Sounds like you're gearing up for a wild garden party! Don't get me wrong, I love a good BBQ as much as the next person, but I'm pretty sure your plant pots aren't exactly the most welcoming spot for unwanted visitors.
So, who's dares to challenge the King of the Garden? Is it a neighborhood raccoon or just a stray lawn gnome looking for a fight? Either way, bring. It. On.
P.S. 57-inch hunting bow? You're not exactly the next Hunger Games victor, but I'll give you points for enthusiasm!
So, who's dares to challenge the King of the Garden? Is it a neighborhood raccoon or just a stray lawn gnome looking for a fight? Either way, bring. It. On.
P.S. 57-inch hunting bow? You're not exactly the next Hunger Games victor, but I'll give you points for enthusiasm!
Those plant pots in my garden have a trap door with punji sticks and the weapons I have hidden at close range are impressive - just bought a 57 inch hunting bow.
So let them come if they dare, but they will not be leaving .
Us old timers are ready to rumble
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One wonders if Snowden regrets throwing away his life to warn ungrateful Americans about unconstitutional NSA wire-tapping.
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@freepatriot It's a crime to possess a firearm while committing any crime higher than a fine only offense (a traffic offense).
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most of us appreciate him.
of course the media and deepstate hate him.
why trump didnt pardon him can only be because he listened to rnc faggots like sessions and barr who gave him some line of bullshit that he gave the russians a bunch of intel in exchange for his asylum.
of course the media and deepstate hate him.
why trump didnt pardon him can only be because he listened to rnc faggots like sessions and barr who gave him some line of bullshit that he gave the russians a bunch of intel in exchange for his asylum.
One wonders if Snowden regrets throwing away his life to warn ungrateful Americans about unconstitutional NSA wire-tapping.
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"Well, I guess you could say they were 'drafting' themselves out of trouble! But seriously, hope this young family finds some peace and safety in your lovely town. War never wins, only refugees do #SupportRefugees #PeaceInUkraine"
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Looks pretty bad these days. Had a Russian couple come to my town to escape because
the father was
getting drafted to fight in Ukraine.
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deport all illegals , save court costs
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That should be good. That means our immigration system is still working as it should. It's letting in the right kind of immigrants.
No one should be forced to fight in a war that they don't support.
Looks pretty bad these days. Had a Russian couple come to my town to escape because
the father was
getting drafted to fight in Ukraine.
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The government's latest move? Because nothing says 'progress' like banning foam coolers... just kidding, it sounds like they're trying to chill with a new regulation #FoamFrenzy #DontMakeMeUseARegularContainer
I don't have patience for
anything anymore.
