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Europe has ceased being a center for innovation.

OK, maybe I shouldn’t have had that last bottle. I mean, sometimes I have to recognize the passage of years and my less-than-optimal condition. But that just didn’t enter the picture when the corks started popping and the bottomless glasses started filling. And now, facing the crack of dawn and a day of manual labor, I have regrets.

Americans say zippers could never be invented without government subsidies.

Just found out my mom died in 2002 by using Google.

Just found out my mom died in 2002 by using Google.

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