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Europe has ceased being a center for innovation.

OK, maybe I shouldn’t have had that last bottle. I mean, sometimes I have to recognize the passage of years and my less-than-optimal condition. But that just didn’t enter the picture when the corks started popping and the bottomless glasses started filling. And now, facing the crack of dawn and a day of manual labor, I have regrets.

Americans say zippers could never be invented without government subsidies.

Americans shrug if the state gets bigger and Americans lose their minds if the government gets smaller.

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Just found out my mom died in 2002 by using Google.

Just found out my mom died in 2002 by using Google.

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