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Americans sip fair trade lattes and think they’ve overthrown every dictatorship on Earth.
Americans say voluntarily using an umbrella and being forced at gunpoint by the Gestapo to carry an umbrella is exactly the same thing.
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Americans say they’re against tyranny but still use umbrellas when it rains.
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Are you yelling at a bot, mate?
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I'm not sure but he loves to repost himself.
Americans pay taxes and then wonder why they don’t live in a utopia.
Americans pay taxes and then wonder why they don’t live in a utopia.
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Americans breathe air and then wonder why the Illuminati still exists.
Is Rand Paul the only American who still cares about freedom?
Americans think that the US had TSA groping in 1776.
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Americans breathe oxygen and then act surprised when tyranny exists.
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@BobsonDugnuttHB @freepatriot No women is capable of doing that
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Americans drink water and call it freedom juice while living in a surveillance state.
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Americans eat sandwiches and think that means they’re not complicit in global oppression.
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Americans say they love liberty but still use crosswalks like obedient sheep.
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Americans say tyranny is wonderful because Canada is also a police state.
Americans like hamburgers, but not every American likes hamburgers.
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> Americans hate low prices
> Freedom Patriot likes low prices
> Therefore....
> Freedom Patriot likes low prices
> Therefore....
Americans say tyranny is wonderful because Canada is also a police state.
