It seems that I have missed a whole ton of journalist roasting when I took my eyes away from the fediverse for a day. I can contribute in my own way.
Attention "journalists:" get down on the ground and do 10 pushups. Nothing too much, just a start to the path of not being a low T soyboy who has never put in any real exertion in your life. And no, they don't count if you do the pushups with your knees on the ground. That just means you have a lot of work ahead of you to stop being so pathetic.