bros I saw a guy with a girlfriend at the store and he was no more than 5 foot 8 has the internet been lying to me
I'm 5'7" and I'm married. 🤷♂️
@Humpleupagus @deprecated_ii "Just settle for a 4'2" goblina bros"
My wife is taller than me. I had to find someone who could reach the top shelf.
@Humpleupagus @ForbiddenDreamer @deprecated_ii
>taller than you
>an elephant
So did you marry a giraffe or what? I am sure someone with more photo editing talent could make an image with this.
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@Humpleupagus @ForbiddenDreamer @deprecated_ii though seriously, being short is not a death sentence when it comes to relationships. It just makes it more difficult to even get past phase 1 of getting a date.
I know it is possible to achieve as I am also married and 5'7". But I make up for it with my Aspergers making it even harder to socialize.
@houseoftolstoy @Humpleupagus @ForbiddenDreamer the height obsession is a pretty recent phenomenon, social media brainworms
Also the Hyper focus on physical attractiveness. The truth is that personality plays a big role. A physically hot chick with a shit personality can appear ugly, and a seven with a great personality can be a nine.
@Humpleupagus @houseoftolstoy @deprecated_ii It doesn't help that height is something quantifiable that goes on your dating profile, so everything just devolves to "bigger number better"
My wife claims it was love at first sound. She heard me talking before she saw me.
That night she gave me 4 or 5 different numbers where I could reach her.
Tbh I've never really had an issue getting women. I regularly had girlfriends from junior high on. Most were taller. Most were Spanish or hispanic. Those bitches love me for some reason.
I actually dated a really sweet girl from Peru for a while in high school. She's was also tall, about 5'11".
That night she gave me 4 or 5 different numbers where I could reach her.
Tbh I've never really had an issue getting women. I regularly had girlfriends from junior high on. Most were taller. Most were Spanish or hispanic. Those bitches love me for some reason.
I actually dated a really sweet girl from Peru for a while in high school. She's was also tall, about 5'11".
