Redditors are not human beings. I would beat this man to death with my bear fucking hands to have his wife.
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@Fullmetal2255 "Austin" is a faggot, and this guy should have told Austin that unlike him, he has a loving and supportive wife. This is a good response even if Austin is married, because it puts into question the dynamic of his own marriage.
And bring some lunchables to give to Austin and tell him that it a fitting meal for his mental age.
