I asked my son if he's got a girlfriend and he said yeah, going on a month and a half now. I said "nice! Got any pics?" Dick head said "not for you! All you need to know is she looks good as hell and has a big ass" 😏 fucker better not be lying. Wonder why he won't show me a picture, that's weird. Not like id put her in my wank bank. I'm more respectful than that. Fucker better not be lying and he better start cranking out White babies and the reason he's not showing me better not be because she's a nigger. Please God don't let her be a nigger 😮‍💨

> "...And has a big ass."

Nigger moment.

@Humpleupagus @RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare

> Big ass

Oh boy she sounds brown.

Not always 😏 with all the crap they have in the food now White chicks are growing some phenomenal asses. They've come a long way since the long flat cocaine and amphetamine addled skinny asses of the 70s boomer chicks

My wife has an ass, but her mom is a walking butt with a head, hands, and feet.

she sounds hawt

It's gross. She's shorter than me. My wife got her height from her dad, so she avoided being all ass.

Ah, you're one of those torso-philes!

If she's not 6' tall with an hourglass figure, she can fuck off. 😤

I will never date another chick that's as tall as me 😏 fuck that. The more petite the better.

You're gonna miss out on SNUSNU!

My wife is 5" taller than me. She can SnuSnu me all she wants.