it’s this kind of thing that makes me want to jump back on the apps

not the prospect of meeting someone, no

the prospect of making fun of people for being on the apps
@s2208 @nomebullyyou Sometimes I wish I didn’t actually find a good woman on it so I can continue to document the crazies. Only for a millisecond though.

@s2208 @nomebullyyou

Same. Just thinking of all the glorious trolling opportunities almost makes it worth it.

@nomebullyyou Today I Learned: 39 year-old women cannot get pregnant... Damn, that means two kids I know must actually have both been adopted, and their mom was faking the pregnancy the whole time.

@taylan My wife was preggers with our second daughter at age 39, ackshually, lol. She'd take your right to murder unborn babies away faster than I would, though; in half a neonate's little heartbeat she would. Merry Christmas anyway, though lol

@nomebullyyou Merry Christmas. A fetus is not a baby, an embryo is not even a fetus, and a zygote is not even an embryo.
@nomebullyyou I'm quite happy nowadays but how is that related lol. "Sad people are never right"? :blobcat-googly-confused:

@taylan And I believe you 100%. That's a fact, I promise.

@taylan Your argument was all definitions, and I'm not getting paid to put on an entertaining show for people here who agree with me or anything. You can believe cold is hot and dogs are cats and your front hole smells fine and I'm not going to argue with you unless I get paid like $500 an hour for my time and labor. So, sure, you're right about everything. Your trophy is in the mail

@taylan LOL, there you go believing the shit that makes you feel good. Being an average idiot looks good on you, though. Flaunt it.

@taylan *yawn* okay winner, you're going to have to be a tedious time wasting cunt somewhere else now. Thanks for being predictable

Women folk who have kids right as they're hitting the wall run a high risk of having a retard for a kid 😏 today's 6th wave feminist thinks "reproductive rights" are maintaining the ability to fuck like hedonistic whores while being able to escape all of its consequences. They think dopamine means happy and lust means love. Women are shallow idiots that must be on a short leash. That's one thing the Muslims are right about.

@RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare I'd rather have a retarded kid than one that makes his pfp the smug faggot emoji.

I'd rather have a retarded kid than have an itchy scrote in my mentions unloading his vernacular of vomit

@RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare lol nice attempt at sounding smart, fuckjob. Pour yourself another glass of cope, nigger

@Tadg_macNuadat What? You and special bottle nigger came here. I did not come to you. *You* fuck off then "lol" I didn't pass out while huffing gasoline and accidentally fall dick first into your whore mom like your dad did to make you, faggot. You piss off, not me

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